Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Bad Boys

The World Cup has yellow cards and red cards. Two yellows and you're out of the game and suspended for the next.

In the NBA, a referee gives a technical, the opposing team gets free throws, and the player may incur a fine or suspension depending on the amount of technicals they have during the season (but they get 15!).

That's nothing compared to how the AFL deals with penalties. The umpire can call a foul on the field, even a personal foul such as punching, the opposing team gets the ball, and they may even get to move 50 meters up the field. It's after the game where the real fun starts.

The AFL Match Review Panel, part of the AFL Tribunal, convenes every week of the season to levy fines and suspend players.


On Monday, players are reported for infringements. Surprisingly, the player doesn't even have to receive a foul from the umpire during their match to be reviewed by the panel. Players can then accept their punishment by pleading guilty, or appeal and plead their case on the Tuesday. One of the AFL's biggest, Buddy Franklin, was on report this week...

"Lance Franklin, Sydney Swans, has been charged with charged with engaging in rough conduct against Shane Edwards, Richmond, during the second quarter of the Round 13 match between the Sydney Swans and Richmond, played at the SCG on Friday June 26, 2015. In summary, he can accept a one-match sanction with an early plea. Based on the video evidence available and a medical report from the Richmond Football Club, it was the view of the panel the incident should be classified as careless conduct with medium impact to the head. This offence was classified as a two-match sanction. The player has no applicable bad record. An early plea can reduce the penalty to a one-match sanction. "

There's a whole complicated system of points. Witnesses are called, even the player from the other team who was offended sometimes testifies. It's subjective, it's sometimes unpredictable, thus fans get up in arms about it.

Then some time around Tuesday afternoon, the MRP releases it's report.

Some of the penalties have been:
$1,500 fine (what a great revenue raising scheme by the AFL!)
1 game suspension.
12 months suspension for "bringing the game into disrepute"
10 years and 16 games for kicking a player in the groin, kicked an umpire, and attacked a fan.

Now what makes it even more controversial is that if a player is suspended, even if just for one match, they become ineligible for the Brownlow Medal, the games highest honor which is voted for by the umpires (yeah that's a whole other season). But the votes are still tallied. So you could have the highest votes, but don't win. This has happened. Twice, 1996 and 1997.

So you can imagine the uproar when Nat Fyfe, the leading Brownlow favorite and just happens to play for one of Perth's teams, was reported to the panel for a suspicious trip early in the season.

See for yourself


On the Monday, every one was talking, would Fyfe be suspended? It's hard to tell his intention, butin a post game interview Fyfe admitted he messed up. Oh no, to the MRP, that could mean he meant to trip him and that straight leg was malicious and out to destroy.

Luckily, the player he tripped testified against him and he got off with a $1000 fine. And all the Fyfe fans could breath again. Which means he's still eligible for the Brownlow...for now.



Monday, June 15, 2015

I'll be back

It's taken a while, but from Perth to Melbourne, it's time to wrap up the Howies' wanderings in Australia. 

Of course the Great Ocean Road was spectacular...

 London bridge is falling down
And so are the Twelve Apostles (now Seven Apostles)
 

But everyone already knows that the Great Ocean Road is spectacular. If you're planning a trip to Australia and want a few places slightly off the beaten path, here are some destinations that I would like to go back and spend a little time at sitting at a cafe or walking through a pine needle laden trail.

Pemberton, Western Australia
Located in the Karri forests of the Southwest, Pemberton is a sleepy tourist town tucked between the streams and under the tall trees. If you're head just south east of Pemberton, you'll be in the bushfire remains of Northcliffe, the site of the uncontrollable fires of January. The still, blackened forests are still eery. The Pemberton Tram is a relaxing way to wander through the towering forest. If you're looking for an honest pub meal complete with "salad bar" and a woodsey accomodation, try the Best Western. Don't be fooled by the chain name, it's unlike any Best Western you've stayed in. And for breakfast, enjoy a lavender scone with fresh cream by the pond at the Lavender and Berry Farm.


Mt Gambier, South Australia
Mt Gambier can be found in between the craters and ancient lava flows. THere's craters and caves galore, even in the center of the town. But it's most famous for the Blue Lake, that turns a bright cobalt blue in the summer. Of course we were there after it's bluest, but it still seemed true blue to me.Looking for tucker? Try the Southeastern Hotel for a belly warming thai curry pumpkin soup. Butt take your patience with you, it's not known for its speedy survey. Grab a jam doughnut from Metro Bakery on your way to the Cave Gardens or to watch the free showing of Volcanoes at the at the Main Corner.

Beechworth, Victoria
Australia's most notorious bushranger roamed the hills and terrorized these small country towns. Preserved as a gold mine town, you can visit the Ned Kelly Vault or pick up a free map to take the historic walking tour. Be sure to taste the honey at one of two Beechworth Honey stores. Can you taste the difference between Snow Gum and Green Mallee? Bee sure to stop in at the Wangaratta Info Center to get a coupon for a free coffee in Beechworth, you may just need to accompany it with a sweet and creamy Bee Sting.
 And you pronounce these...?

 Port Fairy, Victoria
 A small coastal fishing town that's flexing its wings as a tourist destination at the end of the Great Ocean Road, but don't worry about tacky giftshops. It's  a two pub town with the IGA being the bustling hub. THe lighthouse is a "must see" but you'll have to walk a ways throught the Shearwater reserve to get out to see it. Grab a pie at Cobb's bakery if you're in a hurry, or if you've got the time, I hear Chalie's has a great breakfast paired with unbeatable coastal views.
 
 This is where the lava flow met the ocean...

Add just in case someone told you it wasn't worth it,

Canberra, Australian Capital Territory
The world's bush capital is a quiet city for the history buff, politician, or just someone wanting a quiet place to reflect and honor Australia's brave men and women.


Monday, June 8, 2015

Getting Lost in the Grid

 After my last blog, you may be wondering what I thought of Melbourne. Did it live up to expectations?
Well it depends on if you're judging it by the sights you see...
or the food you put into your mouth.

The city of Melbourne is a grid. The Hoddle Grid to be exact. Half a mile by one mile of wide perpendicular streets.

Before

 After

But those early entrepreneurial Melbournians needed a way to access the buildings with their carts, and thus grew a culture of laneways that have been recently urbanized, regenerated and hipster-ized. Completely with authorized graffiti and the small art installation exhibits tucked away, from rooftop honey to a whiskey bar, you can find the heart of Melbourne culture in the laneways and arcades of Melbourne, but you need a tourguide to navigate them. Luckily we had one (despite my dad's hesitation on going on a "shopping & food" tour). In three days we couldn't even touch one percent of them of some of these 65.


  1. ACDC Lane
  2. Albert Coates Lane
  3. Artemis Lane
  4. Bank Place
  5. Beaney Lane
  6. Bennetts Lane
  7. Bligh Place
  8. Block Place
  9. Dame Edna Everidge Place
  10. Centre Place
  11. Caledonian Lane
  12. Chapter House Lane
  13. Church Lane
  14. Club Lane
  15. Cohen Place
  16. Commerce Way
  17. Crombie Lane
  18. Custom House Lane
  19. Davisons Place
  20. Degraves Street 
  21. Duckboard Place
  22. Equitable Place
  23. Evans Lane
  24. Exploration Lane
  25. Flinders Court
  26. Francis Street
  27. Goldie Place
  28. Gurners Lane
  29. Hardware Lane
  30. Hayward Lane
  31. Healeys Lane
  32. Highlander Lane
  33. Hosier Lane
  34. Jane Bell Lane
  35. Jones Lane
  36. Manchester Lane - known for its nightclubs in the 1913 Manchester House and home to a new business model of the pop up Shebeen, where 100% of the profits go to the developing world. And when the doors close, you'd never know there was a restaurant there.
  37. Manton Lane
  38. Market Lane
  39. Meyers Place
  40. McKillop Street
  41. Niagara Lane
  42. Rankins Lane
  43. Red Cape Lane
  44. Tattersalls Lane
  45. Tivoli Arcade
  46. Union Lane
  47. Waratah Place
  48. Warburton Alley
  49. Windsor Place
  50. The Causeway Lane
  51. Australia on Collins
  52. Block Arcade 
  53. Campbell Arcade
  54. Capitol Arcade
  55. Cathedral Arcade
  56. Centrepoint
  57. Centreway Arcade
  58. Collins two3four
  59. Collins Place
  60. Howey Place -I'm claiming this as "Howie" place :)
  61. Port Phillip Arcade
  62. Royal Arcade
  63. The Paramount
  64. The Walk Arcade
  65. The Galleria
Who wouldn't want to go dress shopping in this 1920's arcade? 
(If you look really closely, yes, those are dresses lining the second floor railing.)
Or look through one of these windows to fall victim to one of these cakes, macaroon or a new favorite, hot chocolate affogato.

So who's going to meet me in Melbourne for afternoon tea?