Monday, May 19, 2014

Cinco de Mayo + two weeks

Moving on from Portugeuse to un poco Spanish...

 When you take about 4 weeks traveling the world, it's amazing how far behind you can get on blogging! Before I show you the wanderings up north towards Broome, I will show you how we celebrated Cinco de Mayo in Perth (while it's still May!). Apparently, Cinco de Mayo isn't known about around these parts. It's also a bit tricky to explain to the Aussies. 

What is it? 
A battle the Mexicans won over the French and it's NOT their independence day. 

How do you celebrate it? 
Tacos and tequila.

Ok....? 
(insert confused look, but willing for an excuse to celebrate)

Luckily I've met some awesome Americans who know what I'm talking about. And have the skills to make burritos and pinatas.

This is Miguel Pablo.
He hung pretty nicely by his body.
He was quite resistant to our blows with a broom handle, chair, and eventually took his death blow from a rolling pin.
 He was stuffed with Aussie candy, including Fantails. This Charleston Chew-esque candy has wrappers with detailed facts about famous people. Enough to keep us entertained (and chewing) for 10 minutes.




 
And it wouldn't be Cinco de Mayo without margaritas and a mariachi man, beautifully colored by Kenny et al. But beware, when looking for limes on the many citrus fruits of Perth, Mandarin oranges can also have green rinds.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Jungle Adventures

Between the sunrises, papayas and pineapples, and boat rides, we did get to go on some cool adventures in the Amazon.

Adventure Jungle Trek

Our guides with their machetes took us on a trek behind the jungle lodge to see what we could see. We learned which tree sap is good for stomach problems, to let ants crawl over you as a natural insect repellant (t tickles though!), how to build an animal trap, and which tree to bang on and hide in when your lost in the jungle to be protected from jaguars and wild pigs. All information I'm sure I will be using again very soon.



They lured a Tarantula our of it's hole!


Adventure Piranha fishing

Of these two pro-fisher people, who do you think caught more?

I'll never tell ;)

And because we were just fishing for piranhas, why not go for a swim?!

Our cooks fried up our fresh fish. How did it taste? Well, the crumbs of meat with fried batter tasted...salty!

But this one food was worth playing with. How do my teeth compare?


Adventure Sloth Hunting & Animal Spotting
Our guide, Nigel, was sure to explain that we would not hurt the sloth, or use and knives or guns. Phew. That's a relief. Turns out, I am terrible at sloth spotting. Our native guide was up a tree, with sloth in hands before I ever saw it. He then started to climb down the tree towards us, and when he was about 10 ft up, he dropped it to our other guide who caught it below. Meanwhile, the sloth barely moved. It's no joke that sloth is synonymous with slow and laziness. We passed this little lady around the boat, and she went back to sleep!


Those of you who know me, know I'm not an animal person (hence why most of these are Robin's pictures).  But we were in the jungle, and seeing animals is just something you have to do. Plus they were pretty cool.
 Jacana
 Grey Dolphins (the Amazon also has Pink dolphins)
 Poisonous frog (like the kind you can lick for psychedelic effects)
Squirrel monkey!

And I must say, for all the warnings about poisonous animals, we didn't see a single snake, terrifying spider, or flesh eating mammal. But then again, I do live in Australia now where deadly animals are the norm.

Adventure Caiman Grabbing

Some of our animal hunting had to be done at night. Caiman hunting! Caimans are crocodiles. We drove around in the night, shining a flashlight into the water looking for glowing eyes. And with a swoop, Nigel was over the bow, and holding a baby Caiman.

Robin caught this one on his own. Maybe.

And then, with another swoop, Nigel was holding not one bird, but two. He caught two birds with his bare hands! Who does that?! Our super de duper hardcore jungle guide. That's who.


Adventure BIG Tree
And then we went on a morning adventure to a Big Tree. Yup, we went on an hour boat ride to find a tree. But it was really big.

And the winning adventure...

Adventure Night in the Jungle
As I mentioned, we were living a life of leisure. We covered ourselves in long sleeves and pants, doused ourselves in mosquito repellant and hopped in the boat for our wildest night. It turned out to be quite tricky to get there, paddling between trees and leaves and marshy things. Good thing our barehanded bird catching leader was in the front.

Luckily the other gropu had already made camp. Being a girl scout failure, I was fire starter and we cooked chicken and eggs over the fire. (Who knew you could put raw eggs on a stick, though one did explode).




We were only about 15 ft from the river, and as we sat around the fire in the dark, our native guide kept shining his flashlight into the water and spotting those distinctive caiman eyes. Do caimans come on land? Yes. Good thing we had our hammocks about 6 inches of the ground to protect us!

With the mosquitoes finding any skin or single layer of clothing (Nina wore her rain jacket to keep them away), we soon found ourselves in our mosquito-netted hammocks, covered in layers of dirt, sweat, smoke, and repellant, listening to the sounds of the jungle. Frogs, splashing water, birds, mosquitoes buzzing and more mosquitoes buzzing, and howler monkeys. There is no sound like a pack of howler monkeys. I can't even describe it. But even 3 kilometers away (Robin thinks they were in our camp in the middle of the night ready to attack us), it is a very impressive sound.

I can't say we spent a night sleeping in the jungle, but we did spend a night in the jungle. I'm not sure we're cut out for the hammocked jungle life. But I do love me some good camping, especially when it's an Amazon adventure under the canopy. Or back in the outback of Australia, under the southern cross...

Tchau from Brazil!







Monday, May 12, 2014

Welcome to the Jungle

We went to Manaus to get to the jungle. Turns out it's still a little tricky (and about 3 hours) to get to the jungle from there. Here's your step by step guide should you find yourself in Manaus any time soon:

How to Get to the Jungle

1. Jump on a boat at the port of Manaus (after hoping your tour company didn't forget to pick you up at either the airport or hotel).




2. Ride on said boat with one English speaking tour guide, a local boat driver, and a random selection of women, children and old people looking to get across the river.


3. Cross the Meeting of the Waters. Here, the black water of the Rio Negro and the light brown water of the Solimoes stay separate for over 5 kilometers. The speed, ph and temperature (I can vouch for this as we put our hands in as we crossed over) keep them separate.

4. Arrive in mystery port to make transfer to van. Wander around bicycle shops, pet stores, and old churches while guides buy dozens of eggs, drinking water and other assorted supplies.


5. Ride in van past lush wetlands until you reach a river. Here, the guide loads a boat and leaves you with a new guide who speaks zero English to take you on a 45 minute boat ride.

6. Ride in "canoe" in the Amazon. No idea where you're going. But perfectly content to be on a boat.

7. Hopefully avoid all rainstorms while on boat. We didn't miss them all, but we were pretty lucky. It is the rainforest after all.
 

8. Arrive at Jungle Hotel! (Ararinha means Macaw) Still no idea where you are, but the only way to get there is by boat.

9. Get assigned a jungle hut. This was a life a leisure with running water, beds, and boardwalks to avoid stepping on snakes and other creepy crawlies in the night.

9. With no cell service, and no place to be, the only thing left to do was be amazed by the sunrises (accompanied by the growl of a pack of howler monkeys in the distance) and go on adventures in the Amazon...